Green!

And this makes me excited.  I want one.

I officially love whoever writes these reports

All sorts of goodies today, which you won't mind, since I haven't made a substantial post for a while.  But I ran across this gem whilst perusing the Campus Security Spotlight procrastinatorially.  Under recent incidents:

Fire alarm:  9/25 at 9:33 am, Chardin, unk. cause of activation; 9/25 at 4:20 pm, COG, unk. cause of activation; 9/27 at 10:25 am, Corkery, maintenance work in the area activated alarm; 9/28 at 6:46 pm, Marian, burnt chicken befouled the smoke detector.  The alarm activated automatically – no one had to pullet.

It is extra awesome because
a. Marian is my residence hall and
b. everything else in the write ups has a very dry, perfunctory, abbreviated tone.

OMGPUNS.