More (after) Dinner Conversation

(while we're washing dishes)

Keegan: "You should have seen me catch the dragonfly, though. I wasn't even wearing my glasses. I was like, 'Dragonfly... you're toast.' Ah... acetone. Special purpose thinner, cleaner, and remover--of life."

I laugh.

Keegan: "See, this is why I have no normal friends."

Me: "Because you killed them all with acetone?"

Keegan: "Yeah."

Me: (short pause) "Keeg, I hate to kill your dream, but bugs are not really normal friends."